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Up-to-the-minute weather on Tall Stories’ internet Ceefax:
Any early mist over England and Wales will clear quickly then all parts will have a sunny and very warm day. Although cloudy at times, it should stay dry with some warm sunshine.
A second typhoon is set to hit the lower parts of England and Wales. The MET office advises all residents to remain in their homes until further notice.
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